Knock-Knock Jokes

Probe-ably time to apply more couplant.

Skip-ped breakfast, but never the calibration.

Wedge you bring the couplant?

Shear luck that the back wall showed up.

Delay-ed again, because the couplant is still in the truck.

Couplant minutes and I'll show you a signal.

Coil you please hold the probe steady?

Eddy-body home? I can't get a signal.

Phase it, you're out of phase.

Bobbin' along through the tubes, can't talk long.

Joule be surprised how much energy is in that wave.

Gauss what: there's a magnetic field in here.

Fog-et to close the darkroom door.

Source-ry, I'm staying in my camera.

Film free to open the door, if you don't need this film.

Gamma-ke sure you stay behind the barricade.

Wire you still inside the barricade?

The yoke's on whoever skips the lift test.

Particle-ly attracted to you.

Coil you please open the door? I'm trying to magnetize the whole building.

Fluorescent you a text.

Dwell, I'll be waiting right here for another ten minutes.

Dye-ing to know if that crack is relevant.

Wick-ed fast learner, that developer. It pulled the penetrant right out.

Fillet me in on the required leg size.

Flash-light, please. I can't see the weld.

Lumen-ate the weld, please. I can't see the toe.

Infra-red, so you can't see me.

Honey, come tap this panel. It sounds hollow.

Shear-ography, because I can see your stress from here.

Gauge-ing by the battery icon, we have about four minutes.

Cable of working, but only if you hold me like this.

Battery not run out while I'm on the scaffold.

Slag-gish between passes? Grab a wire brush.

Porous some more shielding gas, please.

Lack of fusion. I never joined the crew.

Exam-ine your logbook. It's missing two hundred hours.

Level with me. How many of those hours were actual testing?

Renew your certification yet? It expires Friday.

Clause the door. You're letting the amendments in.

Table-ing this discussion until the next edition comes out.

Shall I come in, or should I? The code is unclear.

Weld you let me in, or do I need a torch?

Bevel-ieve it or not, the root opening is out of tolerance.

Tack a look at the root before you weld over it.

Sketchy. I don't remember the weld numbers.

Report-ing for duty, three days late.

Initially, I thought the report would take ten minutes.

Per diem out of money by dinner.

Permit me to check the gas test first.

Over time, I've learned to hide snacks in the truck.

Scaffold up here, I'm wearing every layer I own.

Crew-cial: check the permit before you start.

Dwell done. Now remove the excess and apply the developer.

Quote, 'It'll be a quick job.' Unquote.

Meeting you in the conference room, where all my time goes.

Scope grew again, so let's talk about the budget.

Deliver me from this schedule.

Turn around. The scaffolding isn't finished.

Outage the way, the crane is coming through.

Fastener seatbelts. The inspection is about to start.

Pig up the pace. We have forty miles to go.

Hull-o, is the inspector on board?

Rivet again: there are four thousand more to check.

Yaw'll better check the forecast before you climb.

Gauge by the look on your face, you already know this part is out of tolerance.

Ballast time I checked, this track was supposed to be free.

Edition to the old code book, you need the new one. Check your shelf.

Frost thing tomorrow, bring warm couplant.

Ice-olated the only shade on site. Get your own.

Badge-ering me for my email again.

Audit be nice if somebody had initialed this.

Man, way too many vessels left on this turnaround schedule.

Outage time, as usual.

Snow use, the crew isn't coming in today.

Hangar around. We were promised Friday.

Hull be ready by Friday, the yard promised.

Weld, weld, weld. Looks like it's going to rain again.

Girder up. The lane closure starts in five minutes.

Tower surprise, the wind came back early.

Rail-ly wish this window would last longer.

Quota me on this: it will take longer than a minute.