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Ultrasonic TestingCouplant, back walls, gain and the eternal search for a clean signal.106 jokesRadiographic TestingFilm, sources, barricades and the night shift that never ends.83 jokesMagnetic Particle TestingYokes, flux lines and particles with strong opinions.61 jokesPenetrant TestingClean, dwell, remove, develop, and wait some more.62 jokesEddy Current TestingImpedance planes, lift-off and the joys of conductivity.63 jokesVisual TestingFlashlights, mirrors, gauges and the trained eye.76 jokesOther MethodsLeak testing, acoustic emission, thermography, guided wave and friends.53 jokesCertificationLevels, exams, eye charts and experience hours.70 jokesCodes and StandardsClauses, editions, addenda and “it depends.”62 jokesWelding and WeldersThe friendliest rivalry in the industry.55 jokesDiscontinuitiesInnocent until proven rejectable.69 jokesLife in the FieldTravel, per diem, permits, scaffolds and weather.261 jokesReports and PaperworkThe inspection took an hour. The report took three.76 jokesClients and Bosses“Can you just…” and other famous last words.147 jokesEquipmentInstruments, probes, cables, batteries and blocks.91 jokesThe SciencePhysics jokes for people who measure things for a living.55 jokes
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