You might be on a shutdown if you know every vending machine in the plant by its worst snack.
Joke #898
More Life in the Field Jokes
- Outage PPE: three layers of everything, and the size is always 'one size fits nobody.'
- You might be an NDT technician if you've been too hot on a tank roof at noon and too cold …
- I climbed out of the tank, tired and proud. The attendant asked, 'Did you find anything?' …
- Hot Work Permit (n.): The one piece of paper on site that can tell the schedule 'not yet' …
- Night shift, vending light