Undocking Date (n.): The one measurement on the project that was never taken with a gauge.
Joke #1317
More Clients and Bosses Jokes
- The client has three priority levels: high, urgent, and 'Why isn't it done yet?'
- Why are the office and the field like Snell's law?
- A client who wants real-time data has never met a Wi-Fi signal inside a tank.
- You might be a Level II if your boss says 'You've got this' right before assigning someone…
- Deliverable (n.): A thing promised, in writing, by someone who won't be doing it.