The wind farm owner asked how long the blade inspection would take. 'Two days, if the weather holds,' said the crew lead. Monday was calm. Tuesday was calm. Wednesday the wind hit thirty miles per hour. 'Why isn't anything finished?' asked the owner. 'Too windy,' said the crew lead. 'It's a wind farm,' said the owner. 'Exactly,' she said. 'Just not the right amount.'
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